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Stopped for speeding - be sure the dog doesn't give you away

Contributed by editor on Apr 23, 2008 - 09:55 PM

GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY



I THOUGHT I COULD TALK
 

MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT
 

MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

 

 

 

Finkle


 


Great Job with the Bollards, Lads!

Contributed by editor on Jul 08, 2007 - 12:00 AM

Thankfully not Webster Way

Kindly submitted by our good friend Finkle


Most men will get this right!

Contributed by editor on May 25, 2007 - 01:13 PM

Traffic Question

You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, with double lines, and come upon a bicycle rider.

Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 21 miles, or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

 

Yes there should be no overtaking. Surprisingly most men got this right.


 




Why men need post-it notes

Contributed by editor on May 12, 2007 - 10:38 AM

The Gazette's good friend Finkle sent this amusing picture to us


What a great way to make money!

Contributed by editor on Apr 26, 2007 - 11:47 PM


Sent to us by Finkle

 


Make life easier with these simple tips

Contributed by editor on Apr 14, 2007 - 09:14 AM

Simple home remedies:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


Thoughts for the day and every day:

If you woke up breathing, congratulations. You have another chance.

Finkle


The cause of global warming

Contributed by editor on Apr 05, 2007 - 09:55 PM

The cause of global warming.

By Finkle

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