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'Lame duck' President fighting back

Contributed by editor on Jan 10, 2008 - 07:24 PM
Our thanks go to Gazette Online reader, Peter for his response to Michael Howard's article...' We have a lame duck American President'

I'm pleased to hear your news that he is trying to get it together now.


Something for the weekend sir?

Contributed by editor on Dec 08, 2007 - 12:34 AM

Empty page


Evidence shows that fox hunting is alive and well

Contributed by editor on Nov 25, 2007 - 02:38 PM

Our thanks go to Lou for sending us this 'irrefutable' evidence.


Son of Dave enlisted to keep the tourists coming

Contributed by editor on Nov 22, 2007 - 08:16 PM

Following news that Dave the Dolphin has moved to the French Coast, a reader claims to have discovered Shepway Council's secret plan to keep the tourists coming.

 

It's a replacement for that bloody Dolphin



Parachute faux pas

Contributed by editor on Nov 17, 2007 - 09:58 AM

Our thanks to Gazette reader Peter, who sent this to us for your delectation.


Excitement over breast implant music player

Contributed by editor on Nov 06, 2007 - 01:01 AM

Our thanks go to Apple computer fan Peter Hogben, who could barely control his excitement at the news of their latest innovation, the iBoob music player.

He immediately sent us details to share with our readers.

According to unconfirmed reports, a computer chip has been developed which is fitted into breast implants and can store and play music.

A spokesman reportedly said: "This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."



Is there a Hawkinge zeitgeist?

Contributed by editor on Oct 18, 2007 - 09:31 PM

A Gazette reader who sent this leaflet to me may have felt the urge to go into print but also admits to needing better things to do.

Does it mean the zeitgeist within Hawkinge is changing? or is it just a piece of satirical nonsense?

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