Porcelain Palaces of Botany Bay Return!

It’s time to flush away the bad memories, because the Botany Bay toilets are back in business! After a whopping £140,000 extreme makeover, these porcelain palaces are ready for their grand reopening.

Gone are the days of drab despair. In a wild partnership between Thanet District Council and Southern Water, the old block has been totally transformed. They slapped on a fancy new roof, fitted windows so shiny you’ll need sunglasses, and swapped out the old walls for a slick new silicon coat. But the real wildness happened on the inside.

In a move that can only be described as a bathroom-based heist, the men’s and women’s facilities have been switched! The ladies now have three cubicles, which is a glorious revolution in itself, plus a spacious baby-changing station. It’s a total game changer. So next time you’re near Botany Bay and nature calls, you can waltz into a gleaming, totally bonkers-refurbished loo. Just remember which way is which! Take a peek here!

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