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'Lame duck' President fighting back

Contributed by editor on Jan 10, 2008 - 07:24 PM
Our thanks go to Gazette Online reader, Peter for his response to Michael Howard's article...' We have a lame duck American President'

I'm pleased to hear your news that he is trying to get it together now.

Something for the weekend sir?

Contributed by editor on Dec 08, 2007 - 12:34 AM

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Evidence shows that fox hunting is alive and well

Contributed by editor on Nov 25, 2007 - 02:38 PM

Our thanks go to Lou for sending us this 'irrefutable' evidence.

Son of Dave enlisted to keep the tourists coming

Contributed by editor on Nov 22, 2007 - 08:16 PM

Following news that Dave the Dolphin has moved to the French Coast, a reader claims to have discovered Shepway Council's secret plan to keep the tourists coming.


It's a replacement for that bloody Dolphin

Parachute faux pas

Contributed by editor on Nov 17, 2007 - 09:58 AM

Our thanks to Gazette reader Peter, who sent this to us for your delectation.

Excitement over breast implant music player

Contributed by editor on Nov 06, 2007 - 01:01 AM

Our thanks go to Apple computer fan Peter Hogben, who could barely control his excitement at the news of their latest innovation, the iBoob music player.

He immediately sent us details to share with our readers.

According to unconfirmed reports, a computer chip has been developed which is fitted into breast implants and can store and play music.

A spokesman reportedly said: "This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

Is there a Hawkinge zeitgeist?

Contributed by editor on Oct 18, 2007 - 09:31 PM

A Gazette reader who sent this leaflet to me may have felt the urge to go into print but also admits to needing better things to do.

Does it mean the zeitgeist within Hawkinge is changing? or is it just a piece of satirical nonsense?


Contributed by editor on Feb 16, 2007 - 10:19 PM

Thanks Sean for sending this cover of a men's Australian magazine - true or not?

Seasonal safety warning for men

Contributed by editor on Dec 22, 2006 - 12:30 PM

Story by Chris

As Christmas approaches a warning has been issued for all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. 

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." 

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere.

It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. 

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "some thing bad" occurred. 

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Can you write a funny caption?

Contributed by editor on Nov 08, 2006 - 02:17 PM


Can you think of a funny caption for this meeting of Cllr Robert Bliss and Folkestone step lift campaigner, Robert Mouland?

Email us with your suggestions

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